Oh, fiddle leaf fig... how I adore thee.
I admire your unique, sculptural beauty.
Your lush green leaves are incredibly charming.
Your natural allure is quite disarming.
You grace the rooms of many a stylish home.
I knew I wanted you for my own.
I searched for you at nurseries, big box stores and the internet.
But, finding you nowhere, I began to fret.
Then one fateful day, I squealed with delight...
When at a local nursery you came into sight.
So happy to find you, I knew just what to do.
I said "what the heck," and came home with two.
I've professed my love for you, and I haven't been shy.
So do me a favor, and please don't die!!